One day I had an idea, and I posted this on FaceBook:
Let’s mix up cliches:
A bird in the hand is worth two peas in a pod.
The result was amazing:
Frank Hart
Cleanliness is next to the last place you look.
Frank Hart
Spare the rod, spoil the milk.
Matt Popovits
A stitch in time saves the whales.
Frank Hart
Absence makes the heart greener on the other side of the hill.
Frank Hart
The early bird is twice killed with one stone.
Half of one to know one
Johnny Simmons
Six of one is worth two in the bush.
Lisa Jones
It’s not over ’til the fat lady breaks the camel’s back. (more…)


